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Adult Novelty Gifts
A fun collection of adult saucy novelty gifts, great ideas for the person who has everything and wants nothing so you need never be stuck for a gift idea again. Find saucy novelty gift items for Weddings, Birthdays, Anniversary's, Christmas gifts, Valentine's Day or just about any occasion from our extensive range of adult fun products.Something For Everyone!
You will be spoilt for choice, with novelties including the willy measuring tape key ring, mini boob candles, pop up willie, pecker candle cake topper, willy exerciser, fun novelty condoms, female and male striptease pens, squeezy breast, chilly willy warmer, golden willy award, saucy hand warmers, novelty wine bottle stopper, mini thumb cuffs, also for the newly weds a bride and groom luxury wedding night gift set and honeymoon decision dice.
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Instant Heat Hand Warmer Hot StudWith the instant heat hand warmer hot stud you will always have some hot stuff in your pocket! These saucy hand warmers are easily activated by more... Instant Heat Hand Warmer Hot StudWith the instant heat hand warmer hot stud you will always have some hot stuff in your pocket! These saucy hand warmers are easily activated by flexing the metal disc inside the gel, they start to react instantly and will provide heat for around 30 minutes. A fun way to keep the chills at bay and can be used again and again. With the matching hot female hand warmer they make great his and hers novelty gift ideas. £1.95 £1.95 |
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Instant Heat Hand Warmer Hot FemaleWith the instant heat hand warmer hot female you will always have some hot stuff in your pocket! These saucy hand warmers are more... Instant Heat Hand Warmer Hot FemaleWith the instant heat hand warmer hot female you will always have some hot stuff in your pocket! These saucy hand warmers are easily activated by flexing the metal disc inside the gel, they start to react instantly and will provide heat for around 30 minutes. A fun way to keep the chills at bay and can be used again and again. With the matching hot stud hand warmer they make great his and hers novelty gift ideas. £1.95 £1.95 |
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Pop Up WillieThis pop up willie adds a naughty adult twist to an old classic novelty toy. Push him down and see how long you have to wait for him to spring back into action! Great fun for hen nights or a saucy party goodie bag filller.£1.99 |
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Mini Thumb Cuffs Key RingMini thumb cuffs key ring with quick release safety catch. Made from silver metal these thumb cuffs are a great novelty item for keeping your keys safe or gag gifts for hen or stag night parties. (Approx 4.5 inches long, each cuff approx 1.25 inches long)85p |
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Wind Up Energetic SpermThis wind up energetic sperm is a cute accessory that could provide hours of crazy fun. Just wind him up and watch him go!! You could race them if you buy 2 or more or even race them against the more... Wind Up Energetic SpermThis wind up energetic sperm is a cute accessory that could provide hours of crazy fun. Just wind him up and watch him go!! You could race them if you buy 2 or more or even race them against the jumping jolly pecker to see who comes first!! What a giggle that would be! Great fun for your desk or a naughty joke gift. £2.49 £2.49
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Novelty Sperm Money BankUse the novelty sperm money bank for all your loving deposits! Tired of tossing away your wad whilst leaving nothing for life's essentials? Don't blow your load, use this cute novelty white plastic more... Novelty Sperm Money BankUse the novelty sperm money bank for all your loving deposits! Tired of tossing away your wad whilst leaving nothing for life's essentials? Don't blow your load, use this cute novelty white plastic sperm shaped money box to make sure you put something aside for later. A really fun novelty that would make a great novelty gift. £3.99 £3.99 |
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Willy In A BoxThe willy in a box is a cute little fella, presented in a red plastic box covered with red velvet flock with a question mark on the lid. Just press the small release button on the front of the box and watch willy jump up and wolf whistle you. Push willy back more... Willy In A BoxThe willy in a box is a cute little fella, presented in a red plastic box covered with red velvet flock with a question mark on the lid. Just press the small release button on the front of the box and watch willy jump up and wolf whistle you. Push willy back in the box and close the lid and he will be ready for his next encounter. A really fun novelty gift idea that will have everyone laughing and looking to see who's whistling! (Approx size H 2.5 x W 3.0 x D 2.75 Inches) £4.99 £4.99
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Rude Novelty Willy Salt and Pepper SetThis rude novelty willy salt and pepper cruet set will definitely add some spice to your dinner table. With each willy shaker standing proudly at approx 3 inches tall, watch as everyone enjoys shaking them to add a little extra flavour to their meal. Meal times will never more... Rude Novelty Willy Salt and Pepper SetThis rude novelty willy salt and pepper cruet set will definitely add some spice to your dinner table. With each willy shaker standing proudly at approx 3 inches tall, watch as everyone enjoys shaking them to add a little extra flavour to their meal. Meal times will never be the same again!! Fun novelty gift idea. £2.99 £2.99 |
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Rude Polly Talking ParrotPolly the rude talking parrot has many different saucy phrases and is a guaranteed laugh a minute. This naughty prop stands approx 6 inches tall and sits perched on your wrist attached by a Velcro strap with a more... Rude Polly Talking ParrotPolly the rude talking parrot has many different saucy phrases and is a guaranteed laugh a minute. This naughty prop stands approx 6 inches tall and sits perched on your wrist attached by a Velcro strap with a switch that can be hidden under the strap to activate Polly when needed. A colourful bird with colourful phrases which include: That's what I call bazookas, Just look at those legs, Wow that's what I call an a*se, I'll show you mine if you show me yours, Just look at those t*ts, What are you doing tonight baby? And also wolf whistles. This is one bird that will be welcome at any lad's event or boy's night out. £3.99 £3.99
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Honeymoon Decision DiceHoneymoon decision dice are great saucy gift idea for newlyweds or for a naughty night in. With a roll of the dice you may have to eat naked, hug and kiss quickly or do it outside, the possibilities are more... Honeymoon Decision DiceHoneymoon decision dice are great saucy gift idea for newlyweds or for a naughty night in. With a roll of the dice you may have to eat naked, hug and kiss quickly or do it outside, the possibilities are endless. A novelty wedding gift for the bride and groom that they definitely won't forget. £2.35 £2.35 |
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French Maid's Saucy Apron and DusterFrench maid's saucy apron and feather duster to add a little ooh la la to your cleaning regime! This cheeky little black satin apron is trimmed with sexy pink net to more... French Maid's Saucy Apron and DusterFrench maid's saucy apron and feather duster to add a little ooh la la to your cleaning regime! This cheeky little black satin apron is trimmed with sexy pink net to tease and titillate! The sensuous feather duster will tickle all your favourite bits and reach where you can't! Together they will help to fulfil all your fantasies! £8.59 £8.59 |
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Dishy Tuxedo ApronDishy tuxedo apron to add a touch of style to any routine chore. Designer DJ for the kitchen sink! This fabulous designer dinner jacket apron will add instant more... Dishy Tuxedo ApronDishy tuxedo apron to add a touch of style to any routine chore. Designer DJ for the kitchen sink! This fabulous designer dinner jacket apron will add instant glamour to any dinner party, barbecue or family occasion. Everyone likes to see a man well dressed, no matter what he is doing! (One size fits most) £7.99 £7.99 |
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Shaking Silly WillyThe original shaking silly willy. Go on, give him a tug! One quick tug on the pull cord and you'll get him shaking with excitement!! Each shaking willy has a different face with 3 more... Shaking Silly WillyThe original shaking silly willy. Go on, give him a tug! One quick tug on the pull cord and you'll get him shaking with excitement!! Each shaking willy has a different face with 3 dimensional eyes and nose and is approx 7 inches tall with hanging loop. Fun novelty gift idea for any adult occasion. £1.99 £1.99 |
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Willy Measuring Tape Key RingThis willy measuring tape key ring is a real laugh a minute. Will you measure up? What's it going to be boys, Tiny Tim, Happy Man, My My My or Monster Cock? With this pink pecker meter key ring, everyone is more... Willy Measuring Tape Key RingThis willy measuring tape key ring is a real laugh a minute. Will you measure up? What's it going to be boys, Tiny Tim, Happy Man, My My My or Monster Cock? With this pink pecker meter key ring, everyone is a big man! Just push the release catch on the reverse to pull out the tape and press again to instantly retract ready for your next fitting. £1.30 £1.30 |
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Lovers Award TrophyThis gold coloured plastic lovers award trophy is approximately 5 inches tall and 3 inches wide. Complete with 8 different captions stickers for you to choose from. Captions read, World's Best Lover, more... Lovers Award TrophyThis gold coloured plastic lovers award trophy is approximately 5 inches tall and 3 inches wide. Complete with 8 different captions stickers for you to choose from. Captions read, World's Best Lover, World's Best Husband, World's Best Wife, I Love You, #1, Hottie Award, World's Best Boyfriend and Be My Valentine. You could use the #1 or I Love You sticker for a novelty award for any important person in your life, whatever the occasion! £2.49 £2.49 |
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Fosters Safe CanThe fosters safe can is an inconspicuous way to keep your valuables hidden. Looks just like a real can of fosters beer but this ingenious safe can opens at one end so you can hide keys, cash, credit more... Fosters Safe CanThe fosters safe can is an inconspicuous way to keep your valuables hidden. Looks just like a real can of fosters beer but this ingenious safe can opens at one end so you can hide keys, cash, credit cards, jewellery and other valuable items inside. This safe can is recognised by police forces, neighbourhood watch groups and insurance companies worldwide as an excellent deterrent to theft. Fosters safe cans are 100% genuine beer cans supplied by the manufacturer under licence so no-one will be able to tell which one is hiding your valuables. Better than a locked safe and a 100 times cheaper. (This product does not contain fosters lager) £5.99 £5.99 |
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Pecker Candle Holder and 4 Candles2 pecker candle holders complete with 4 long pink candles. Wee willie winkies to make you laugh. Can be used for cakes or naughty table decorations.£1.99 |
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Mini Boob CandlesA pair of perfectly formed mini boob candles. Great for a party cake topper or just to light up some fun!£1.99 |
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Dicky World Champion StatueA top award for a top performer. The dicky world champion award statue is a gold coloured plastic 3.5" willy decorated with a striped bow mounted on more... Dicky World Champion StatueA top award for a top performer. The dicky world champion award statue is a gold coloured plastic 3.5" willy decorated with a striped bow mounted on a 1.5" black plastic base with gold coloured world champion sticker attached. A great fun award that he will surely be proud to receive. £2.99 £2.99 |
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Pecker Candle Ideal Party Gift/Cake TopperPecker party candle, a brilliant cake topper for any occasion, remember make your wish before you blow!£1.79 |
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Pecker Wine Bottle StopperPecker wine bottle stopper, a fun way to pop your cork, can be used again and again.£1.99
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Female Striptease PenTip & strip action female pen. Just tip upside down and let this pen reveal its secret!£1.99 |
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Male Striptease PenTip & strip action male pen. Just tip upside down and let this pen reveal its secret!£1.99 |
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Chilly Willy WarmerDon't let your friend catch a chill. Wrap him up with this red woollen chilly willy warmer. A great stocking filler and fashionable in all social circles!£2.85 |
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Booby Hot Water BottleHot & wild booby warmer. Heat me, hug me, tease me and squeeze me! This fantastic "booby warmer" radiates sensual heat.£8.29
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Nude Female Camera Key Ring14 hot shots of your favourite female sex stars! This erotic key ring really gives you a bird's eye view! Simply click to view the pics.£1.95 |
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Squeezy BreastSingle squeezable breast to relieve the stress, for extra stress relief why not grab a pair!£2.65 Each |
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Big Boy CondomThis enormous XXL fun condom is a super size for a super guy! (Not intended to be used as a birth control device)£1.49 |
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Willy ExerciserOne for the fitness fanatics! This willy dumb bell is just the thing to exercise your love muscle!£1.99
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Luxury Wedding Night KitThe ultimate luxury for the bride and groom on their wedding night! Contains 200 lovers petals, blindfold, "Do Not Disturb" door more... Luxury Wedding Night KitThe ultimate luxury for the bride and groom on their wedding night! Contains 200 lovers petals, blindfold, "Do Not Disturb" door hanger, lovers dice, furry handcuffs and a wedding achievement certificate. Add some spice to the first night of married bliss. £7.99 £7.99 |
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Present For My Little FriendA great fun gift for the little guy in your life. A tiny novelty condom presented in a blue plastic box embellished with gold lettering more... Present For My Little FriendA great fun gift for the little guy in your life. A tiny novelty condom presented in a blue plastic box embellished with gold lettering. (Not intended to be used as a birth control device) £1.49 £1.49
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Bad Girl ApronRubber boobs and attached deluxe vinyl apron with black saucy suspender print. Left nipple is pierced with a silver coloured hoop.£5.99 |
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Golden Willy AwardFor best outstanding and upstanding performance. The golden willy award is a 3" gold coloured willy on a 1.5" black wooden base more... Golden Willy AwardFor best outstanding and upstanding performance. The golden willy award is a 3" gold coloured willy on a 1.5" black wooden base. Award comes complete with 6 stickers that consist of "For The Best", "Sex God", "Champion", "Porn Star", "The No.1" and "Sex Machine", this is definitely an award no one will forget in a hurry! £2.99 £2.99 |
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Small Pecker CondomsPack of 3 fun novelty condoms. Specially designed to cover the little things in life. (Not intended to be used as a birth control device)£2.49 |
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Doodle Pad For MenLeave your artistic impression on this working man's doodle pad.£1.99 |
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Growing Sexy OrganGrow a pecker. It's magic! Just add water and watch as your new pecker grows up to 600% of its size! Can be more... Growing Sexy OrganGrow a pecker. It's magic! Just add water and watch as your new pecker grows up to 600% of its size! Can be used again & again, simply remove from water to shrink back to original size. 99p 99p |
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Nude Male Camera Key Ring14 hot shots of your favourite male sex stars! This erotic key ring really is the cream of the crop! Simply click to view the pics.£1.95
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