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Adult Novelty Gifts

A fun collection of adult saucy novelty gifts, great ideas for the person who has everything and wants nothing so you need never be stuck for a gift idea again. Find saucy novelty gift items for Weddings, Birthdays, Anniversary's, Christmas gifts, Valentine's Day or just about any occasion from our extensive range of adult fun products.

Something For Everyone!

You will be spoilt for choice, with novelties including the shaking silly willy, mini boob candles, pop up willie, pecker candle cake topper, rude novelty willy salt and pepper set, willy exerciser, fun novelty condoms, booby hot water bottle, female and male striptease pens, squeezy breast, knitted willy warmer, golden willy awards, saucy nude male willy apron and for the newly weds a bride and groom luxury wedding night gift set to name but a few. So what are you waiting for? The fun starts here.

Wind Up Willy Gorilla Keyring

Wind Up Willy Gorilla Keyring

What hilarious fun you can have with this wind up willy gorilla keyring. Monkey spanking fun, just wind him up and watch as his eyes roll and don't forget the all important wrist action!! A superbly funny novelty that makes a great gag gift.

£1.99


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Nude Male Willy Apron

Nude Male Willy Apron

With this fun novelty nude male willy apron you can bring a touch of naughtiness to your cooking. A fun way to prepare your meat and two veg!! A great saucy gift idea.

£6.99

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Cat O'Nine Tails Whip Key Ring

Cat O'Nine Tails Whip Key Ring

A novelty mini cat o'nine tails whip key ring is perfect for keeping your keys safe. After all, who would want to chance being flogged if they tried to make off with your keys? A fun novelty gift item that is great for hen parties or any adult occasion.

£1.30


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Beaver Cuts Magnetic Drawing Board

Beaver Cuts Magnetic Drawing Board

The beaver cuts magnetic drawing board is a parody of the classic magnetic toy. Design your own hairstyles using the magnetic wand and iron filings. With unlimited styling possibilities, you can let your imagination run wild!! They make great saucy gifts (Size approx 8.9" X 7")

£3.25


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Wind Up Jumping Jolly Pecker

Wind Up Jumping Jolly Pecker

The wind up jumping jolly pecker will certainly have everyone in hysterics while it hops about all over the place. Just wind up this jumping willy and watch him go!! They make great saucy gifts, buy two and you could have yourself a wacky willy races.

£1.89

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Dicky Doos Magnetic Drawing Board

Dicky Doos Magnetic Drawing Board

The dicky doos magnetic drawing board is a parody of the classic magnetic toy. Design your own hairstyles using the magnetic wand and iron filings. With unlimited styling possibilities, you can let your imagination run wild!! They make great saucy gifts (Size approx 8.9" X 7")

£3.25


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Pop Up Willie

Pop Up Willie

This pop up willie adds a naughty adult twist to an old classic novelty toy. Push him down and see how long you have to wait for him to spring back into action! Great fun for hen nights or a saucy party goodie bag filller.

£1.99


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Willy In A Box

Willy In A Box

The willy in a box is a cute little fella, presented in a red plastic box covered with red velvet flock with a question mark on the lid. Just press the small release button on the front of the box and watch willy jump up and wolf whistle you. Push willy back in the box and close the lid and he will be ready for his next encounter. A really fun novelty gift idea that will have everyone laughing and looking to see who's whistling! (Approx size H 2.5 x W 3.0 x D 2.75 Inches)

£4.99


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Rude Novelty Willy Salt and Pepper Set

Rude Novelty Willy Salt and Pepper Set

This rude novelty willy salt and pepper cruet set will definitely add some spice to your dinner table. With each willy shaker standing proudly at approx 3 inches tall, watch as everyone enjoys shaking them to add a little extra flavour to their meal. Meal times will never be the same again!! Fun novelty gift idea.

£2.99


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Shaking Silly Willy

Shaking Silly Willy

The original shaking silly willy. Go on, give him a tug! One quick tug on the pull cord and you'll get him shaking with excitement!! Each shaking willy has a different face with 3 dimensional eyes and nose and is approx 7 inches tall with hanging loop. Fun novelty gift idea for any adult occasion.

£1.99


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Willy Hot Pack Hand Warmer

Willy Hot Pack Hand Warmer

With the willy hot pack hand warmer you will always have some hot stuff in your pocket! This saucy hand warmer is easily activated by flexing the metal disc inside the gel, it will start to react instantly and will provide heat for around 30 minutes. A fun way to keep the chills at bay and can be used again and again. This is a hilarious novelty gift idea that would also make a fun hen night goodie bag filler.

£1.99


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French Maid's Saucy Apron and Duster

French Maid's Saucy Apron and Duster

French maid's saucy apron and feather duster to add a little ooh la la to your cleaning regime! This cheeky little black satin apron is trimmed with sexy pink net to tease and titillate! The sensuous feather duster will tickle all your favourite bits and reach where you can't! Together they will help to fulfil all your fantasies!

£8.59


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Dishy Tuxedo Apron

Dishy Tuxedo Apron

Dishy tuxedo apron to add a touch of style to any routine chore. Designer DJ for the kitchen sink! This fabulous designer dinner jacket apron will add instant glamour to any dinner party, barbecue or family occasion. Everyone likes to see a man well dressed, no matter what he is doing! (One size fits most)

£7.99


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Pecker Candle Holder and 4 Candles

Pecker Candle Holder and 4 Candles

2 pecker candle holders complete with 4 long pink candles. Wee willie winkies to make you laugh. Can be used for cakes or naughty table decorations.

£1.99


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Mini Boob Candles

Mini Boob Candles

A pair of perfectly formed mini boob candles. Great for a party cake topper or just to light up some fun!

£1.99


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Dicky World Champion Statue

Dicky World Champion Statue

A top award for a top performer. The dicky world champion award statue is a gold coloured plastic 3.5" willy decorated with a striped bow mounted on a 1.5" black plastic base with gold coloured world champion sticker attached. A great fun award that he will surely be proud to receive.

£2.99


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Pecker Candle

Pecker Candle Ideal Party Gift/Cake Topper

Pecker party candle, a brilliant cake topper for any occasion, remember make your wish before you blow!

£1.79


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Female Striptease Pen

Female Striptease Pen

Tip & strip action female pen. Just tip upside down and let this pen reveal its secret!

£1.99


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Male Striptease Pen

Male Striptease Pen

Tip & strip action male pen. Just tip upside down and let this pen reveal its secret!

£1.99


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Knitted Willy Warmer

Knitted Willy Warmer

Don't let your best friend catch a chill. Wrap him up with this woollen knitted willy warmer with tassel. One size fits most, so with your best friend all snug as a bug you're ready to brave anything. A great novelty gift and fashionable in all social circles! (Sold as mixed assorted colours)

£2.99


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Willy Hot Water Bottle

Willy Hot Water Bottle

Snuggle up to the saucy willy hot water bottle to keep you warm during the long, cold winter nights. With a soft furry cover for added comfort this is a great way to beat the winter chills. A fantastic novelty gift idea for almost anyone. Comes complete with a zipper on the side so willy cover can be easily removed for washing.

£7.99


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Novelty Boob Hot Water Bottle Assorted Colours

Novelty Boob Hot Water Bottle Assorted Colours

Hot and wild booby warmer. Heat me, hug me, tease me and squeeze me! This fantastic "booby warmer" radiates sensual heat and is a great way to beat the winter chills. Comes complete with a zipper on the side so booby cover can be removed for washing. (Sold as mixed assorted colours consisting of pink, blue, white or black bottoms)

£7.99


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Nude Female Camera Key Ring

Nude Female Camera Key Ring

14 hot shots of your favourite female sex stars! This erotic key ring really gives you a bird's eye view! Simply click to view the pics.

£1.95


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Squeezy Breast

Squeezy Breast

Single squeezable breast to relieve the stress, for extra stress relief why not grab a pair!

£2.65 Each

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Big Boy Condom

Big Boy Condom

This enormous XXL fun condom is a super size for a super guy! (Not intended to be used as a birth control device)

£1.49

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Willy Exerciser

Willy Exerciser

One for the fitness fanatics! This willy dumb bell is just the thing to exercise your love muscle!

£1.99


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Luxury Wedding Night Kit

Luxury Wedding Night Kit

The ultimate luxury for the bride and groom on their wedding night! Contains 200 lovers petals, blindfold, "Do Not Disturb" door hanger, lovers dice, furry handcuffs and a wedding achievement certificate. Add some spice to the first night of married bliss.

£7.99

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Bad Girl Apron

Bad Girl Apron

Rubber boobs and attached deluxe vinyl apron with black saucy suspender print. Left nipple is pierced with a silver coloured hoop.

£5.99


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Golden Willy Award

Golden Willy Award

For best outstanding and upstanding performance. The golden willy award is a 3" gold coloured willy on a 1.5" black wooden base. Award comes complete with 6 stickers that consist of "For The Best", "Sex God", "Champion", "Porn Star", "The No.1" and "Sex Machine", this is definitely an award no one will forget in a hurry!

£2.99


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Small Pecker Condoms

Small Pecker Condoms

Pack of 3 fun novelty condoms. Specially designed to cover the little things in life. (Not intended to be used as a birth control device)

£2.49


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Grow a Pecker

Grow a Pecker

Grow a pecker. It's magic! Just add water and watch as your new pecker grows up to 600% of its size! Can be used again & again, simply remove from water to shrink back to original size.

£1.75

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